i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head…
Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges. ”
— potential Onion headline (via basedgosh)
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.